The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 3,200 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 5 years to get that many views.
PROCRASTINATE
Surf on the net-gangland style with no direction or time limit or until eyes glaze over
Score and reach higher levels in Angry Birds
Chew my nails then wonder why they won’t grow
Stare into space
Pretend to meditate as I stare into space
Catch up on educational reading…People Magazine, AARP, Geico Newsletter, AAA magazines, ehow.com
Commit to doing 100 sit-ups, lie on a mat on the floor, then fall asleep before the 1st sit up is completed
Watch six hours of a Law and Order SVU marathon
Continue to watch an extra six hours of a Law and Order Criminal Intent marathon discovered on another network while channel grazing
Eat a bag of Lay’s potato chips
Eat the second bag of Lay’s potato chips bought to go with tomorrow’s lunch
Eat sunflower seeds, endlessly, consume the sunflower seeds
Asia
Attempt to read every book written by James Clavell
Attempt to read every book written by the Dalai Lama
Daydreaming, daydreaming, afternoon dreaming, night dreaming…
Anxiously await Monday
Anxiously await Monday and go to work
Stay late at work
Seriously consider psychotherapy, maybe electroshock or scream therapy…
PROCRASTINATE some more
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